The loosest Hunter Valley Bucks Party
fire up, ya mad c__ts!
It’s time to blow some steam off and throw a Hunter Valley Buck’s Party for your mate he’s never going to forget. Damo’s been throwing mad parties for over 20 years so he should be the first bloke you call. He’s got absolutely everything you need including HOT girls so your jeans will need a stronger zipper! You’re responsible for organising your mate’s buck’s show and if you pull this one off the boys will think you’re an absolute legend. Don’t stress and don’t make it harder than it needs to be, just give Damo a call. Check out some of our options and value packed poon tang packages below. Get some!
Your very own strip club on wheels
Just add girls and our party buses become strip clubs on wheels. The buses come complete with everything you need to party between venues taking your party to the next level. The buses are available for nights/days out, brewery / winery tours. Pumping sound, esky with ice, karaoke, and air conditioning make this a way better option than going to a strip club and wasting a shit ton of money. Our drivers like to party just as much as you do but fortunately they’ll stay sober while behind the wheel. Check out full list of inclusions and prices below.
GOT A SMALL GROUP? You may be interested in our mini-van option instead of the party bus.
Full List of Inclusions
Our party bus comes equipped with the following:
- Air conditioning
- Bluetooth connectivity
- DVD player – USB player
- Dance floor
- Huge esky with ice. Holds up to 4.5 cartons .
- FREE water
- Funky disco and LED laser lights
- Two cordless microphones
- Huge selection of Karaoke music with over 20,000 songs to choose from.
- Driver who loves to party just as much as you do
- A party host to keep the trip running smoothly
- Topless waitresses
- Topless waiters
- James the Dwarf Conductor
Party Bus BUCKS Packages
BUCKS NIGHT PARTY PACKAGES
|$1399||Bus only with host|
|$1999||With host and XXX stripper|
|$2250||With topless waiter|
|$2550||With XXX stripper and topless waitress|
|$2899||Lesbian double show and topless waitress|
*James the Conductor our dwarf actor can be added to any of the above packages for the whole 6 hours for only $420.
*Have your party mid-week or Sunday to receive $100 off
Topless Waitresses - They Serve, You Perve
Before the stripper turns up and cuts loose on the groom to be why not hire a topless waitress or even two? The girls are hot, quick witted and will burn even the most seasoned shit-stirrer in your group. He’ll be wishing he kept his mouth shut! Topless waitresses are great to have around to serve drinks and food for a few hours while the party is getting started. Order a couple to provide 5 star-rated service at your venue or even on the party bus.
|Lingerie||From $90 per hour / per girl|
|Topless||From $130 per hour / per girl|
|Nude||From $230 per hour / per girl|
All bookings have a minimum duration of three hours. Call us for an exact quote, as prices may vary depending on your location and event.
The maddest, most Moistest Strippers
Who needs good grammar when you got hot girls? Strippers really are that one thing that every bucks show needs to have. Your Hunter Valley bucks party just wouldn’t be the same without them. Luckily Damo has you covered in this department. Our girls are all good sports and exhibitionists who love to put on a show that’ll have you yelling for more. You’ll definitely get a rise out of our ladies. They’re available to perform at your home, venue, accommodation or even on the stripper bus.
|$290||Topless / G-String show|
|$440||X-rated show with toys|
|$840||Lesbian double show|
HUNTER VALLEY BUCKS PARTY PACKAGES
|$549||1 x Topless Waitress for 1hr + XXX rated show|
|$679||1 x Topless Waitress for 2hrs + XXX rated show|
|$799||1 x Topless Waitress for 3hrs + XXX rated show|
|$949||2 x Topless Waitress for 2hrs + XXX rated show|
|$1150||2 x Topless Waitress for 3 hrs + XXX rated show|
|$1549||2 x Topless Waitress for 3hrs + XXX rated Lesbian Double show|
Mini-Van Brewery Tours
It’s like a wine tour but for men. If your crew is the type who can’t tell the difference between a cab-sav and a chardonnay cat’s piss blend then this is the tour for you! Best suited for small groups of up to 10 people, we take you on a tour of the Hunter’s best breweries so you can taste the epic local flavours and best of all you won’t have to deal with all of the pink shirt wearing tossers at the vineyards.
The tour lasts for 8 hours and we pickup from Newcastle, Maitland, Valley and parts of the Coast. In that time you’ll generally be able to visit 4 breweries and have lunch somewhere.
We offer brewery tours of Newcastle and the Valley. Prices start at $850. Get more info here
Mini-Van BAR & Nightlife Tours
We also offer bar and nightlife tours of Newcastle so if you’re going to be staying in the Hunter Valley, Newcastle is only 50 mins away and is worth the journey if you’re from out of town. The van works out to be about $400-$500 cheaper than the party bus so that leaves more money left over for…more strippers, an extra topless waitress or another bag perhaps?
In this case we will send the girls directly to your accommodation.
Silicone sally love doll
We’d like you to meed Silicone Sally. She’s just like a real woman but probably hotter than anyone you’ve been with before. You’ll be blown away at how life-like she is. She has moveable limbs, 3 holes to fill and realistically styled ‘lady bits’. Sally makes for some hilarious photo opportunities. Even better, you can put her on a bed in a room because there’s always someone who will. The boys will be toeier than a roman sandal after the main show so they’re going to need a way to relieve themselves. Lucky you ordered Sally! Get her for $399 per night. Contact us for more photos and info.
OTHER BUCKS PARTY ENTERTAINMENT IDEAS
Go Karting If you’re going to put this on your itinerary make sure it’s the first stop. Probably not a good idea to combine booze and getting behind the wheel of anything. Go Karts Go has the biggest track and fastest karts in the Hunter Valley.
Aqua Golf Get into the swing of things with some aqua golf at Hunter Valley Gardens. Tee off from the shore and take aim at targets located on a man-made lake. If you’re lucky enough to land your ball on one of the floating targets you win a prize.
Hunter Valley Paintball If you think you can handle the punishment then why not go a few games of paintball? There are 8 different battlefields to choose from each with their own obstacles and challenges. Don’t go here expecting an easy time.
Poker Night Blackjack, roulette and poker are among the most popular tables and they can be brought directly to you so your place becomes a casino. We strongly recommend getting a couple of topless waitresses and even a stripper for the night because no one likes a sausage fest. Tables are $949 each and include a dealer. The girls are extra. Contact us directly about this.
BUCKS PARTY ACCOMMODATION HUNTER VALLEY
This our recommended place to stay for a night or two where the lads will feel right at home. The historic Abermain Hotel is beautifully restored, extremely clean, has comfortable beds, high ratings, great food and best of all it’s a pub so you’ll never run out of beer. Here’s a link to Trip Advisor but we suggest calling Jade or Cassie at the Hotel and booking directly.
Harrigans Irish Pub
If you stay at Harrigans you’ll be staying right in the centre of the Valley. Harrigans is the largest pub in the Hunter Valley offers a bistro, lounge bar area, sports bar and indoor/outdoor VIP area
Feeling a bit fancy? The Crowne Plaza is centrally located in Lovedale and contains all the conveniences you’d expect from Crowne and a 4 star hotel. The hotel is right in the middle of wine country so it’s really close to bars, restaurants, and some of the best wineries in Australia.
The Gutter – Vincent Street Cessnock
We recommend Vincent Street as it’s central to food, public transport and by the time you wake up the cafes should be open. After a mega day on the beers and failing to score with the ladies there’s always one bloke who doesn’t make it home. What could be better than resting your head on a nice curbside and pulling over a blanket of warm piss?
STUFF YOUR FACE WITH BUCKS PARTY FOOD
Staying in the Hunter Valley you won’t be short of food options. If you’re the type who likes to cook up a storm there a heaps of local butchers offering the Valley’s finest cuts. Feeling lazy and just want something fast? You’ve got all the usual take-away / home delivery options ie: Chinese, Thai, Mexican, KFC, McDonalds etc. If you really want to get fancy there are plenty of those options too. Just use Google.